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Father of the Year Award

Coal XBOXWith 2005 winding down, it’s the right time to announce the “Father of the Year” award for the past year. Check out this Kansas City-area pillar-of-steel, as he hands down the ultimate in trauma to his son on Christmas Day. Turns out the little so-and-so just wouldn’t stop acting like a monster, so his dad sold his new XBOX 360 on Craigslist. But, and here’s the best part…he KEPT the BOX and FILLED IT WITH COAL before letting his son unwrap it on Christmas Day. Here’s the text of the post:

Selling My Kid’s XBox 360–$100

My kid has been an absolute terror for the last month. He has been demanding more and more from my wife while constantly pestering us to give him his X-box 360 early so he can play it. Last night was the last straw when he kicked my $2000 stereo system after I refused to give it to him early.

It is an X-box 360 system. It has the console, harddrive, a couple of cables, and some sort of little headset or something.

So we have decided to get some revenge this Christmas. I will need to keep the box.

To purchase this system, you must be able to pick it up at my house or at work during normal hours. Call in advance so I can get the wife to take the kid out for a drive or distract him downstairs.

I am asking $100 cash. I will also need you to bring a bag of charcoal so I can fill the box up with. Let me stress again that you will get the full contents of the box-the 360, controller, headset, those cords, etc. YOU WILL NOT GET THE BOX, as we will need it along with the charcoal for a little x-mas surprise.

I would prefer that this goes to a kid who deserves it and treats his mom nice, but I will sell it to anybody just to get rid of it. If nobody buys this by christmas eve, I will just go and toss the contents of the box in a dumpster.”

If you happen to live near Kansas City, you might have felt good about that for the first time in your life as you got a brand spanking new XBOX 360 for next to nothing. In addition, for those readers who don’t already know, I hate teenagers and support their full degredation and humiliation at all times. This particular punishment borders on “permanently damaging,” which I also enjoy, because they are disgusting. Merry Christmas!

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