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Fast Facts for the New Year

Whew! With the holidays good and behind us, except for the Christmas tree still in our living room, here are all the facts you need from the last few days:

  • Matt Quits MMORPG Gaming; Lends Me a Ton of Money: I learned today that my friend Matt has given up his World of Warcrack addiction, solidly freeing up his evenings and non-working or sleeping time. I, however, continue to play City of Villians after Jillian goes to bed, during my peak gaming hours of 11PM – 3AM. This is barely noticed at the time, but is sure felt at about 3PM each workday. In other news, I think he is now a partial owner in our Volvo.
  • Mrs. Chesterfield Reaches Level 13: And an entire online world cringes in terror at the raw power of her sheer villainy.
  • New 1994 Volvo 960 Engine Purchased: Bought a new engine for our car, it should be here on Friday, which means we should hopefully have our car back by next week. It’s a 1994, and only has 39k miles on it…which means we will have restored a 14 year old car to practically brand new.
  • Jillian Starts as the School Office Lady: Fed up with being surrounded by disgusting teenagers, Jillian starts in the office of a Middle School tomorrow, for more money and less nausea.
  • Malcolm Designs Website for Cero’s Pizza: This New Haven pizza place has seen the light – they need a kickass site, and I am just the guy to build it.
  • Malcolm Enters Superbowl Pool; Is Clueless as to Operation: That’s right, I’m buying in. $20 bucks could getcha 2000, we’ll see if my luck has changed.

That’s all for now! We’re rested up and ready to go, so…Happy New Year, and see you tomorrow!

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  1. Malcolm, you really like to live dangerously, don’t you? Consider yourself tagged.

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