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First Meme of 2006

Seawave over at Seawave’s Soliloquy tagged me for this meme…why? Because I demanded it. So let’s dive right in:

Four jobs you’ve had in your life:

  1. Lobster Sorter at Lobster Pound in Maine (Where I had buckets of dead lobster guts thrown at me by crazed foreman)
  2. Dishwasher and Prep Cook at Hippie Bookstore/Coffee Shop (“Malcolm, you need to eat some cucumbers to balance your mood”)
  3. Customer Service Representative for Failing Dotcom
  4. Carry-Out Boy at Shaw’s Supermarket (Never could pass that produce test for the cashier position)

Four movies you would watch over and over:

  1. Lords of Dogtown
  2. True Romance
  3. Crossroads (The Ralph Macchio, not the Brittany Spears vehicle)
  4. Superman II

Four places you have lived:

  1. Cairo, Egypt
  2. Famagusta, Cyprus
  3. St. John, USVI
  4. Sierra Madre, CA

Four TV shows you love to watch:

  1. Dog the Bounty Hunter
  2. Gilmore Girls
  3. House
  4. AFV

Four places you have been on vacation:

  1. Las Vegas, Nevada
  2. Key Largo, FL
  3. Vacations are for
  4. people with cushy jobs

Four websites you visit daily:

  1. Gizmodo
  2. Something Awful
  3. Kotaku
  4. Satan’s Laundromat

Four of your favorite foods:

  1. Cheeseburgers
  2. Sandwiches of any variety
  3. Chicken Wings
  4. Ice Cream

Four places you would rather be right now:

  1. Merida, Mexico
  2. The Pusser’s on Tortola, BVI
  3. At a beer garden in Belgium
  4. In a whorehouse in Thailand

And that’s it! Dan, you’re it.

There Are 5 Responses So Far. »

  1. Whoa, I’m honored. I’ll get on it throughout the day.

  2. he he ;)

  3. For Pusser heads Beside the original in Roadtown,BVI they are also in Leverick Bay,Virgin Gorda,BVI and Fort Lauderdale,FL Annapolis,MD and Munchin,Germany ENJOY!

  4. Great mood music but should include “Wet Dream cruisin down the Gulf Stream and La Paz sucks unless your hustling tourists….

  5. This is great…we should have a post dedicated to “places to get a Painkiller in the free world.” :)

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