Note: This website is no longer being updated with new posts.
Still, it documents an important time in our lives, so we're leaving it on the internet for posterity.

Sliding Whores or Comedy is Easy

Conversation That Actually Happened Today

Dude: “That’s a great bracelet. Did you get in in France?”
Me: “Thanks. Oh No. I got it at Coney Island. yeahrr”

Conversation That I Wish Actually Happened Today

Dude: “That’s a great bracelet. Did you get it in France?”
Me: “Thanks. No, but you know what I did get in France? (pause) The Clap.”

[resounding cheers and howling laughter ensue.]
Exeunt.

There Are 2 Responses So Far. »

  1. I am laughing very loudly.

    Reminds me of a quote I read by the former mistress of the owner of the Ansonia hotel in the 1920s, who, when asked why she had fallen on hard times, replied, “He had me in a tower suite at the Ansonia Hotel, and he and his wife lived in another tower suite. And I cheated on him…and I had a whirl! I blew a lot of money. I got loaded, I was on the stuff, I tore around, I had abortions, I gave fellers the clap. So that’s what happened.”

  2. Hey seen your banner on BE so I had to click. Cool site and umm nice sarcasm (can’t spell)

    Diane angelemt2559

Post a Response

Want your picture to appear with your comment? Go get your free Gravatar now!