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Sliding Whores or Comedy is Easy

Conversation That Actually Happened Today

Dude: “That’s a great bracelet. Did you get in in France?”
Me: “Thanks. Oh No. I got it at Coney Island. yeahrr”

Conversation That I Wish Actually Happened Today

Dude: “That’s a great bracelet. Did you get it in France?”
Me: “Thanks. No, but you know what I did get in France? (pause) The Clap.”

[resounding cheers and howling laughter ensue.]
Exeunt.

There Are 2 Responses So Far. »

  1. I am laughing very loudly.

    Reminds me of a quote I read by the former mistress of the owner of the Ansonia hotel in the 1920s, who, when asked why she had fallen on hard times, replied, “He had me in a tower suite at the Ansonia Hotel, and he and his wife lived in another tower suite. And I cheated on him…and I had a whirl! I blew a lot of money. I got loaded, I was on the stuff, I tore around, I had abortions, I gave fellers the clap. So that’s what happened.”

  2. Hey seen your banner on BE so I had to click. Cool site and umm nice sarcasm (can’t spell)

    Diane angelemt2559

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