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Recreate the College Cafeteria

Cereal DispenserRemember college? Remember how there was never any decent food? Remember how the wall of cereal was always there to fill your stomach between the 4 P.M. bong hits and the 7 P.M. forty-ouncers? Remember how, after the noon photography class that was too early to attend but before the 2 P.M. awkward naked fumbling with some young thing in your dorm room, you would get a little peckish?

Well, if you haven’t been able to pull it together since those days, you can recreate the experience right in the comfort of your own kitchen with the Zevro Indespensible Dispenser. I think my ideal setup would be two dual-rigs, filled with one each of Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, Lucky Charms, and Raisin Bran (for those days I wanted to feel healthy). And, oh yeah, they have wall mounted versions, too. Check it out.

There Are 3 Responses So Far. »

  1. Is this week’s theme invertible sustenance?

  2. Wow, I hadn’t really even noticed that, but I guess it is! Particularly that shit from Gastronomique…it inverted itself right into my toilet.

  3. My friend Laura at work feels really bad about that recommendation. She was considering calling them to complain…

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