Jagermeister Shot Machine
My friend Matt has a saying. "When the Jagermeister shots are suggested, it means that someone isn't having enough fun." Though I am not a fan of Jagermeister myself (what with it tasting like a foot, it containing fiberglass to rip open your stomach lining to force alcohol directly into your blood, and it generally making you feel insane), it is definitely more palateable when served ice cold. Enter the Jager Fountain. It's $300 bucks, it uses less electricity than three light bulbs, and it will ensure that anyone that comes to your house will break a lot of stuff before they leave.
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Nice Blog...Keep up the good writing.
Posted by: Bry-2000 | January 29, 2006 03:33 PM
No.
Jaeger is for rookies and/or lunatics.
This is not okay on about 14 different levels.
Posted by: Matt | January 30, 2006 12:02 PM
I agree totally dude...BUT...it DOES have a giant deer on the front.
Posted by: Malcolm | January 30, 2006 03:28 PM
No.
Deer are for Big Buck Hunter.
Alcohol is for things that aren't Jaeger.
Posted by: Matt | January 30, 2006 05:58 PM
So does that mean I shouldn't get a big buck tattooed on my left forearm? :)
Posted by: Malcolm | January 30, 2006 06:04 PM
we have one of these things at my favourite bar, all the boys there love drinking that shit. I like it too, but not straight up that for sure.
Posted by: Kate | December 27, 2006 09:56 PM