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Relive the Dotcom Heyday

ValleySchwagAh, Silicon Alley circa 2000. Bright orange walls, all steel desktops, 5th Avenue addresses. Energy, excitement, pizza Fridays. Belief in your online property, Nielsen NetRatings reports, lurking angel investors. Amazon coffee mugs, WebVan squishies, and Pets.com stuffed animals. Hey, all of the old idealism and optimism may be gone, but you can re-live your dotcom glory days with ValleySchwag. And the emergence of Web 2.0 means better schwag than ever!

For only $14.95 a month, ValleySchwag will solve your lack-of-desk-clutter problem with monthly shipments of piping-hot schwag, from killer 2.0 companies like Technorati, Laughing Squid, and Flickr, as well as amazing “Fair Use Has a Posse” bumper stickers from the EFF. So if the exile to your home office working as a “consultant” following the 2002 shakeout has left a gaping schwag-hole in your life, get over there and subscribe. I did. Because everyone knows the Valley always had the best schwag, anyway.

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