Hey Sneaker Thieves
An open letter to the wanks wearing my blue New Balances:
Listen, jerks, it is totally unhygienic to wear used shoes. And, secondofall, I was going to get new ones anyway this weekend. I hope you get athlete's foot or corns or ingrown toenails or some other podiatric problem.
Step off,
JMR
p.s. Malcolm is also mad about the theft of his Vans flips.
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