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Take My Puppy, Please

Further incentive for lovers of all things cute and small: the vermin that live on dogs may cause damage to baby making parts. According to Marcelo and Mari, who know a woman who was married for five years and didn’t have a baby, dogs were the cause. I am sure they think it is strange that we don’t have one yet (a baby) and they are just generally concerned for my health and well-being, which is sweet. While there isn’t any human baby being born anytime soon, we still need someone to rescue Indiana. If not, he might go the way of Toby.

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