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Colloquial: a person who appears gruff and or cynical but in truth is sensitive, bordering on saccharine. As in, “Mr Davies, our taciturn math teacher, proved to be an old softie when given a chance to hold the class puppy.”

There is a new baby in the family today and, as it turns out, new life makes me joyful and weepy and apt to buy elephant-shaped pink pillows. Who would have guessed it? Welcome to the world, Baby Belknap!

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  1. I gave A. a Mr.Softie t-shirt once and then wondered why he felt weird wearing it in public.



    So, are there pics of this new addition?

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