Sliding Whores or Comedy is Easy
January 19th, 2006 • Related • Filed Under
Conversation That Actually Happened Today
Dude: “That’s a great bracelet. Did you get in in France?”
Me: “Thanks. Oh No. I got it at Coney Island. yeahrr”
Conversation That I Wish Actually Happened Today
Dude: “That’s a great bracelet. Did you get it in France?”
Me: “Thanks. No, but you know what I did get in France? (pause) The Clap.”
[resounding cheers and howling laughter ensue.]
Exeunt.
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Comment by Malcolm on 19 January 2006:
I am laughing very loudly.
Reminds me of a quote I read by the former mistress of the owner of the Ansonia hotel in the 1920s, who, when asked why she had fallen on hard times, replied, “He had me in a tower suite at the Ansonia Hotel, and he and his wife lived in another tower suite. And I cheated on him…and I had a whirl! I blew a lot of money. I got loaded, I was on the stuff, I tore around, I had abortions, I gave fellers the clap. So that’s what happened.”
Comment by angel on 19 January 2006:
Hey seen your banner on BE so I had to click. Cool site and umm nice sarcasm (can’t spell)
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