Jagermeister Shot Machine

January 29th, 2006 • Related • Filed Under

JagermeisterMy friend Matt has a saying. “When the Jagermeister shots are suggested, it means that someone isn’t having enough fun.” Though I am not a fan of Jagermeister myself (what with it tasting like a foot, it containing fiberglass to rip open your stomach lining to force alcohol directly into your blood, and it generally making you feel insane), it is definitely more palateable when served ice cold. Enter the Jager Fountain. It’s $300 bucks, it uses less electricity than three light bulbs, and it will ensure that anyone that comes to your house will break a lot of stuff before they leave.

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  1. Comment by Bry-2000 on 29 January 2006:

    Nice Blog…Keep up the good writing.

  2. Comment by Matt on 30 January 2006:

    No.

    Jaeger is for rookies and/or lunatics.

    This is not okay on about 14 different levels.

  3. Comment by Malcolm on 30 January 2006:

    I agree totally dude…BUT…it DOES have a giant deer on the front.

  4. Comment by Matt on 30 January 2006:

    No.

    Deer are for Big Buck Hunter.

    Alcohol is for things that aren’t Jaeger.

  5. Comment by Malcolm on 30 January 2006:

    So does that mean I shouldn’t get a big buck tattooed on my left forearm? :)

  6. Comment by Kate on 27 December 2006:

    we have one of these things at my favourite bar, all the boys there love drinking that shit. I like it too, but not straight up that for sure.

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