You Say Goodbye

September 15th, 2006 • Related • Filed Under

I say hello. To our new friend, minor planet # 134340, the “planet” formerly known as Pluto. Shake it off, man. That moniker was no good for you anyway, inciting feelings of inferiority and a totally unfounded association with a Disney dog. Before you were the smallest of nine. Dude, there were moons larger that you. Now, you’re huge. You know, relatively. And in my heart. Thank you # 134340. You are a perfect solar body, just the way you are.

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