The Miracle of Life is Gross

February 12th, 2007 • Related • Filed Under

Dr. Jean Gray got herself in trouble. Don’t blame us, Bob, because it likely happened a little more than three weeks ago, which was before she became our dear pet. Having kittens, like jumpstarting a car is one of life’s mysteries that I don’t entirely understand.

Once again, I turned to the internet for guidance. My eyes. What I have seen today, and will reluctantly share with you, is intended for mature viewing audiences only. Do not try this at home.

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  1. Comment by Amy on 12 February 2007:

    I’m sorry, but listening to Icy slurp up the placenta made me want to vomit. That, and watching her do circles while pooping out a kitten.

  2. Comment by Nick L. on 12 February 2007:

    Wow, that turns my stomach! I was also wierded out by the guy’s accent and the piano music. Truly a horrifying find, Malc.

  3. Comment by Lauren on 12 February 2007:

    Sick–how much placenta does one need in a sitting?

  4. Comment by Malcolm on 13 February 2007:

    Needless to say, I am not looking forward to this day. I hope to be miles away, or asleep, when it happens and for the four days afterward. I’ll tell you one thing: I won’t be all pullin’ ‘em out of there and experiencing the Miracle of Life. All set.

  5. Comment by Brenda on 13 February 2007:

    Don’t worry too much, most kitties can give birth unattended. Good luck with that!!

  6. Comment by Matt on 13 February 2007:

    1950’s: She’s found herself in a family way?

    2007: Caught a case of the preggers?

  7. Comment by Brenda on 14 February 2007:

    I agree the video seemed kind of gross; but you will feel different when it is your cat.
    Brenda

  8. Comment by Matt on 14 February 2007:

    Pretty sure that’s not true.

  9. Comment by Angela on 17 February 2007:

    Absolutely NOT a beautiful thing…and what is up with the musica? PUKE!

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