It’s all zipwires and peanut butter for those people like 365 days a year
April 30th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
Despite their not having to hold jobs, pay taxes, dress themselves, worry about homeowners insurance, mortgage rates, recession or cholesterol children are going to enjoy a day of grace all day today in Mexico and tomorrow in many more countries around the globe.
If by some chance you are a child who has stumbled across this site I would like to mention that overalls make you look like you’ve got a load in your pants. Also, I know this guy named Fagan who could really help you out. Bah Humbug, etc.
When is it Useless 29-year-olds Day? Sometime in August?
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Comment by Larry on 1 May 2008:
“If they have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, how come they don’t have a Kid’s Day?!!!”
My Mom: “EVERY day is Kid’s Day!”
Now, let’s have a show of hands from those whose moms pulled that one on ya.
Comment by Larry Baker on 1 May 2008:
I just stumbled into work to find out that today is Mexican Labor Day and a national holiday which means all the little niñas y niños have yet another day off. I of course have to work and any place except Oxxo is closed for lunch today. Figures. Bah humbug indeed.
Comment by Malcolm on 1 May 2008:
Don’t discount Oxxo for lunch…Progreso’s only source for Snyder’s pretzel sandwiches.
Comment by Yucapibil on 5 May 2008:
“When is it Useless 29-year-olds Day? Sometime in August?”
Lol!!!!