The Truth About Mexico!

It’s all zipwires and peanut butter for those people like 365 days a year

April 30th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Despite their not having to hold jobs, pay taxes, dress themselves, worry about homeowners insurance, mortgage rates, recession or cholesterol children are going to enjoy a day of grace all day today in Mexico and tomorrow in many more countries around the globe.

If by some chance you are a child who has stumbled across this site I would like to mention that overalls make you look like you’ve got a load in your pants. Also, I know this guy named Fagan who could really help you out. Bah Humbug, etc.

When is it Useless 29-year-olds Day? Sometime in August?

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  1. Comment by Larry on 1 May 2008:

    “If they have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, how come they don’t have a Kid’s Day?!!!”

    My Mom: “EVERY day is Kid’s Day!”

    Now, let’s have a show of hands from those whose moms pulled that one on ya.

  2. Comment by Larry Baker on 1 May 2008:

    I just stumbled into work to find out that today is Mexican Labor Day and a national holiday which means all the little niñas y niños have yet another day off. I of course have to work and any place except Oxxo is closed for lunch today. Figures. Bah humbug indeed.

  3. Comment by Malcolm on 1 May 2008:

    Don’t discount Oxxo for lunch…Progreso’s only source for Snyder’s pretzel sandwiches.

  4. Comment by Yucapibil on 5 May 2008:

    “When is it Useless 29-year-olds Day? Sometime in August?”
    Lol!!!!

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