Pets Peeves
October 1st, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
If you are:
- an ambulatory sweets vendor with a tinkling bell
- carrying kibis on your head and shouting about it
- cops. they effin hate the fuzz.
- driving a jalopy, especially if it is yellow
- Mari, the woman who has cleaned for us for more than a year
- a horse or a speedboat
- making (threatening) advances toward me
steer clear of Olivia and Tripod. Cause they will eat your face.
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Comment by missy on 1 October 2008:
With the exception of horses, which, like all girls, I LOVE, and Mari, whom I’ve never met and cannot therefore opine about, I am pretty much in agreement with the dogs on all of these offenses.
Comment by missy on 1 October 2008:
I probably wouldn’t eat anyone’s face, though.
Comment by Michele in Playa on 1 October 2008:
Note to self: Do NOT drive yellow “very jalopy-like” buggy past Jillian’s house.
Comment by Victor on 2 October 2008:
wheew!! Glad that list didnt include ” architect with a grey truck “…