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The Conversational Habits of East Coast City Folk

Once, between harvests, I went on a trip to New York City. There I had the pleasure of making a friend at the Grand Central Station who took me into his confidence to inform me that one in every five persons I see there in the Big Apple was in fact an [...]

20Apr2010 | Jillian | 1 comment | Continued
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Upper Body Strength and a Trip to Asia

I know everyone has been sweating what to get me for my birthday on Thursday so I thought rather than the usual games we play I would come right out and tell you what I need/want right now. So much simpler.
Ever since the 6th grade when Coach Down-on-His-Luck /Up -in-Your-Grill called me a girl disparagingly [...]

3Nov2008 | Jillian | 5 comments | Continued
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If You Watch Just One Video This Election Season, Make it This One.

23Oct2008 | Malcolm | 8 comments | Continued
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The Last Debauched Days

So, I was going to start getting in shape. Like really getting in shape and quit drinking and stop eating really bad processed foods that I only started eating in Mexico because so much of the food is so unappealing. I’m only in my twenties for a precious few more weeks and then it’s all [...]

12Oct2008 | Jillian | 4 comments | Continued
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It’s 115 degrees in the shade and you know what I’m thinking?

Stroganoff!

8Sep2008 | Jillian | 3 comments | Continued
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Things Have Been Given and Taken Away

Casinos: Good
August Temps in September: Bad
p.s. sorry about the smallpox.

3Sep2008 | Jillian | 0 comments | Continued
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That Must Not Mean What I Think It Means

Mari couldn’t come to the house today because of a scheduling conflict: there is a junta at Marieli’s school that she was expected to attend.
Unless the Progreso mothers are planning a violent overthrow of Candelaria elementary, that word must have a slightly less camouflaged coup d’etat meaning than I had previously thought.

29May2008 | Jillian | 2 comments | Continued
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It’s all zipwires and peanut butter for those people like 365 days a year

Despite their not having to hold jobs, pay taxes, dress themselves, worry about homeowners insurance, mortgage rates, recession or cholesterol children are going to enjoy a day of grace all day today in Mexico and tomorrow in many more countries around the globe.
If by some chance you are a child who has stumbled across this [...]

30Apr2008 | Jillian | 4 comments | Continued
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“I Like Tacos More Than Spitzer likes Hookers”

No, not a line from Paul’s Boutique; credit goes to London Mule, best comment I’ve read thusfar today (in reference to a story on the Red Hook vendors). Call it easy but it made me happy. (He said). Maybe Malcolm, who was indirectly threatened by E Spitz, will have more to say on the subject. [...]

11Mar2008 | Jillian | 1 comment | Continued
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Let’s Give it up for Jesus

40 days and 40 nights, baby.
He’s the Man.
Word.

7Feb2008 | Jillian | 2 comments | Continued
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Spotlight on…South American Dictators!

1May2007 | Jillian | 0 comments | Continued
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Idiot in Spanish: Don’t Trust the Player?

18Apr2007 | Jillian | 0 comments | Continued