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It’s All I Can Do To Conceal My Feelings

Of Jealousy. In addition to laziness, judginess, and vanity, jealousy is one of my ten worst qualities. It’s genetic. It’s (em)pathetic. I don’t want to not be in my own life; I just want to live everyone else’s as well. Maybe because I’m still trying to find a way that best suits me, but as [...]

25Mar2010 | Jillian | 0 comments | Continued
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The Long Hall

There was a time in my dim and distant past when the great gas oven of eternal starry night seemed like a logical elective exit strategy. Ah, youth. So many options, so little time. Now I am soberly and quite contentedly looking forward to a linear life ahead. I’m in it for the long haul [...]

30Jul2008 | Jillian | 0 comments | Continued
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I´ll Never

I am not currently drinking but feel free to grab a coctail if you want to play along at home.

Be a twin and marry a twin and live next door to my sister and both-ways-brother-in-law in matching houses
Be a real ballerina and dance outdoors onstage in Saratoga where I saw my first Sleeping Beauty and very possibly get [...]

10Jul2008 | Jillian | 6 comments | Continued
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What I’ve Learned Today with Sources

1. You should not drive a Jeep over barbed wire, even when pressed.
2. Scallop looking clouds mean a change in the weather.
3. when making turkey gravy, Step 3: Spoon off the fat from atop the pan juices.
4. Chinese ships guided by rudimentary compasses reach India in 101 B.C
5. Malcolm likes to ring the doorbell
6. There [...]

19Nov2007 | Jillian | 2 comments | Continued
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10 Things You Can Do to Be Happier Right This Minute

13Jun2007 | Jillian | 7 comments | Continued