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I´ll Never

I am not currently drinking but feel free to grab a coctail if you want to play along at home. Be a twin and marry a twin and live next door to my sister and both-ways-brother-in-law in matching houses Be a real ballerina and dance outdoors onstage in Saratoga where I saw my first Sleeping [...]

10Jul2008 | | 6 comments | Continued
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What You Get For…$50.00 Pesos

1 banana 1 cantaloupe 1 mamey 1 pineapple 2 mangoes 7 ciruelas (tiny plums) 8 limes 1 coco, bien fria, with straw Everything but the sipping coconut came from the Progreso mercado. The Ciruelas pictured are sweet and amazing but others I sampled, with yellow skin, were more sour and hard. Mamey is an acquired [...]

9May2008 | | 1 comment | Continued
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What I’ve Learned Today with Sources

1. You should not drive a Jeep over barbed wire, even when pressed. 2. Scallop looking clouds mean a change in the weather. 3. when making turkey gravy, Step 3: Spoon off the fat from atop the pan juices. 4. Chinese ships guided by rudimentary compasses reach India in 101 B.C 5. Malcolm likes to [...]

19Nov2007 | | 2 comments | Continued
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10 Things You Can Do to Be Happier Right This Minute

13Jun2007 | | 7 comments | Continued
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Good Artists Copy

21Nov2006 | | 0 comments | Continued
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Random Photo Saturday

21Oct2006 | | 0 comments | Continued
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Update! Bono Still a Total Asshole.

9Jun2006 | | 1 comment | Continued
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Maggie has tagged me

8Jan2006 | | 2 comments | Continued
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First Meme of 2006

4Jan2006 | | 5 comments | Continued
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Fast Facts for the New Year

3Jan2006 | | 1 comment | Continued
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Malcolm’s Wish List

12Dec2005 | | 6 comments | Continued
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As-yet Unexplored Vocations

12Dec2005 | | 1 comment | Continued