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Upper Body Strength and a Trip to Asia

I know everyone has been sweating what to get me for my birthday on Thursday so I thought rather than the usual games we play I would come right out and tell you what I need/want right now. So much simpler. Ever since the 6th grade when Coach Down-on-His-Luck /Up -in-Your-Grill called me a girl [...]

3Nov2008 | | 5 comments | Continued
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If You Watch Just One Video This Election Season, Make it This One.

23Oct2008 | | 8 comments | Continued
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It’s 115 degrees in the shade and you know what I’m thinking?


8Sep2008 | | 3 comments | Continued
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Things Have Been Given and Taken Away

Casinos: Good August Temps in September: Bad p.s. sorry about the smallpox.

3Sep2008 | | 0 comments | Continued
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That Must Not Mean What I Think It Means

Mari couldn’t come to the house today because of a scheduling conflict: there is a junta at Marieli’s school that she was expected to attend. Unless the Progreso mothers are planning a violent overthrow of Candelaria elementary, that word must have a slightly less camouflaged coup d’etat meaning than I had previously thought.

29May2008 | | 2 comments | Continued
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It’s all zipwires and peanut butter for those people like 365 days a year

Despite their not having to hold jobs, pay taxes, dress themselves, worry about homeowners insurance, mortgage rates, recession or cholesterol children are going to enjoy a day of grace all day today in Mexico and tomorrow in many more countries around the globe. If by some chance you are a child who has stumbled across [...]

30Apr2008 | | 4 comments | Continued
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“I Like Tacos More Than Spitzer likes Hookers”

No, not a line from Paul’s Boutique; credit goes to London Mule, best comment I’ve read thusfar today (in reference to a story on the Red Hook vendors). Call it easy but it made me happy. (He said). Maybe Malcolm, who was indirectly threatened by E Spitz, will have more to say on the subject. [...]

11Mar2008 | | 1 comment | Continued
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Let’s Give it up for Jesus

40 days and 40 nights, baby. He’s the Man. Word.

7Feb2008 | | 2 comments | Continued
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Spotlight on…South American Dictators!

1May2007 | | 0 comments | Continued
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Idiot in Spanish: Don’t Trust the Player?

18Apr2007 | | 0 comments | Continued
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More Pictures of Our Sweet Ride

18Jan2007 | | 5 comments | Continued
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Creative Taxpayer

28Apr2006 | | 0 comments | Continued